chrisdabrit {l Wrote}:
vauxhall chevette ?
Mate of mine at college had a Vauxhall Shoveit - was a right bag of shite. He wanted to change the colour from some dodgy brown to black and taking the mick we told him to use hammerite........ Yes the dumb

spent a whole weekend painting his car with hammerite (brush on!) and wondered why it looked worse than the brown

. When he moaned about the finish we told him he should have used smoothrite instead
He never managed to get around to trying the smoothrite, his brakes failed on the way home one night and he ended up crashing into a branch of Boots. The Police turned up pretty dammed quick and arrested him on suspicion of ram-raiding the place for the drugs lol
He bought a C70 after that lol