Joined: 15 Dec 2008 11:03 Posts: 1563 Location: Darlington, County Durham
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's "soooooooooooo much cheaper". So, I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she
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Post subject: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
Posted: 14 Oct 2011 14:20
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Post subject: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
Posted: 14 Oct 2011 17:46
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