last night i was so pisdrunk that i went to the bathroom for a pee and when i returned i took the wrong bedroom door.
result, me naked in the room of the parents in law .

i went to piss out the bedroom window a few months back there, but Carolann sort of moved me to bathroom...

i was pissed at 3 in the morning and tried to sleep with my head and hands on a computer chair and half my legs on another chair, and yes i did fall in the middle but managed to sleep for 10 minutes

Put some new lights up in my hallway today,........... turned off the tripswitch for the downstairs lights, started unscrewing the cables, next second I get a jolt going through my arm across my chest and down my other arm,,............. almost fell off the chair I was standing on, ........... turns out that I turned off the wrong tripswitch, should have gone for the upper lights and hall,..................

DOH!!

SK

I farted in the doctors surgery today, when she was looking in my ear. And it was loud. And my ear is still ringing very loudly.