yeah in all seriousness :p
biggest fish ive caught was a 15 or so lb mirror carp

no pics though.
amongst over things i've caught that weren't fish
Tree's
that canal boat
my sandwiches
my dad
myself
a boat that was fucking sunk and underwater
weeds
and i've had my bait stolen by a fucking vole!
cute lil bastard though, fishing a match, had a bunch of luncheon meat sitting out ready for bait and it kept nipping out, stealing bits and running off.