could be worse dude

i got into a fire fight with some guys, blew their cars up, the explosion set fire to the grass, which started to burn me so i legged it outta the way and it blew up me truck

, had to run for ages to nick another one
i liked that truck too

, some rich guy gave me it for shooting some well dressed guy in a castle and stealing his ring (can you tell i dont pay much attention to what the guy was saying?)
i also want to point out that i stormed the castle using only a pistol because i only had a pistol, a RPG and a massive sniper rifle that i stole to find a nice camping spot and snipe everyone but couldnt find a way up high, so i stealthed the place with my pistol

i also out sniped a sniper from about 100 or so metres away with an ak47

, guy left just enough of his head visible to aim at when he was reloading