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 Post subject: Cigarettes and Tampons
PostPosted: 14 Oct 2011 11:36 
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's "soooooooooooo much cheaper".
So, I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she



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 Post subject: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
PostPosted: 14 Oct 2011 12:50 
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PostPosted: 14 Oct 2011 14:20 
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PostPosted: 14 Oct 2011 17:46 
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:hysterical: all tho i have heard it before :kilt:



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PostPosted: 14 Oct 2011 20:39 
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 Post subject: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
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lol that is funny as hell :pclove:



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