An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.

'Twenty Quid" she whispers.

Paddy had never had a hooker before but decides -- what the hell it's only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when all of a sudden a Light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

'What's going on here people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh I'm so sorry' says the cop' I didn't know.'

'Well needer did I' says Paddy 'til ya shined dat light in her face!!!"