Phil wakes up at home with an incredible hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple painkillers and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and crisp.

Phil looks around the room and sees that it is absolutely perfect order, clean and tidy. So it turns out that the house is the same.

He takes the painkiller and notices a note on the coffee table: "Honey, breakfast in the kitchen, I went out early to shop. I love you."

So Phil goes to the kitchen and sure enough he finds hot breakfast and newspaper there for him. His son is sitting at the table and eat breakfast, so Phil asks;
- My son, what happened last night?

The son responds - Yes you came home after at 3:00, full and deranged. You broke some furniture, vomited in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you walked in the door.

Confused asks Phil - So how on earth can it be that everything is so good? Even the breakfast ready for me?

Son answers - Aha, you wonder at it! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your pants you said, Let me alone, lady, I'm married!

lol
your jokes are hard to understand sometimes mate, seems we lose a little of the common english language in translation, does eveyrone have this problem or is it just me ?
No offence mate, your english is WAAAY better than my norweigian., it was more of an observation lol

none taken... m8

but its the Google translate.. :p

the jokes are ctrl+c at another forum, and ctrl+v in Google translate, ctrl+c there and ctrl+v in here :p

so it can be that its the Norwegian humor is different from the English :p

ahhh, so it aint your translation .. Blame google