A Taliban chief hears a shour from behind a dune:
"ONE SAS soldier is better than 10 Taliban!!"
He is so enraged he sends his 10 best soldiers over.

Shots are heard before another shout:
"ONE SAS soldier is better than 100 Taliban!!"
The chief is even more enraged he send 100 fighters over the dune and a fire-fight erupts.
When all is quiet there is no sign of them.

Another shout rings out:
"ONE SAS soldier is better than 1000 Taliban!!"
So the Taliban sends 1000 fighters over and when the shooting stops, a dying figher crawls back to the chief to warn him: "DON'T send any more fighters! It's a trap! There's 2 of them!!!"

hahhaha

one day during WW1 some french officers came to visit a soldier they're so proud of for killin lots of germans without wasting a single bullet or endangering his life,
one of them asked him "what's your secret?"
the soldier didn't say a single word to the officers and screamed once "Otto, hey Otto"
in the other trench one german stood up saying "Ja" and got headshoted instantanetly.
the french faced the officers and said "that's my secret."
unfortunatly for the frenchs there was a german spy with them who immediatly reported the trick to his superior, so they decided to give it a try.
the next day frenchs heard "Maurice, hey Maurice" coming from the opposit trench.
the french soldier answered "Is that you Otto?"
and the german answered "Ja" while standing up.

i loled