Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which
I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program,
Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had
to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all available
resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products
have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me
that they are an illegal operation. Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather
annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before
uninstalling itself.

Any help on this would be gratefully received.

hahaha ROLFMAO!

rofled myself off my chair

upgrade to wife2