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 Post subject: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 00:30 
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How to make a woman happy.

It's not difficult

to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked;)
2. Cook some food:)



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 12:30 
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:lmao: soooo true



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 16:22 
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rofl! but sadly its true!



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 18:07 
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AgentClown {l Wrote}:
How to make a woman happy.

It's not difficult

to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked;)
2. Cook some food:)



Joseph Fritzel wasn't interested !



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 18:48 
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I know another way to make a woman happy tho.... :whistle:



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 21:42 
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked ;)
2. Bring beer ;)
3. Cook some food :)
:butt: :pint: :hellskit:


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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 24 Apr 2012 22:46 
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AgentClown {l Wrote}:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked;)
2. Cook some food:)



:D



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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2012 01:49 

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Lol love it


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 Post subject: Re: make a woman happy
PostPosted: 29 May 2012 14:05 
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AgentClown {l Wrote}:
AgentClown {l Wrote}:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked;)
2. Cook some food:)



:D



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