Phil and Mike is at the bar one night when Phil asks suddenly...
How is your sex life?
Not so good, "answers Mike.
Every time Erica and I have sex, she loses interest halfway through the act. It's incredibly frustrating.
I know what you mean, "says Phil. I had the same problem, but I found a solution to that: Under the pillow, I hid a staring gun! When she begins to lose interest, I pull out the gun and fires a shot. The explosion scares her so bad that she gets excited again, and afterwards she simply can not get enough!
It was not so stupid, "says Mike. I sure think I'll try it!

The next day, they sit in the bar again, and Phil is naturally curious to hear how it went home with Mike the night before.
Not so good, "says Mike. We lay and enjoyed a 69 then after a while she lost interest as usual. So, I pulled out the starting gun from under his pillow and fired the little fucker.
Yes ... and what happened? asks Phil. Well, let me tell you ...

She bit me in the dick, shit me in the face and a naked man came out of the closet with his hands in the air.